The modern Mad Hatter, was born in 1985 and gripes about how ravin’ in Manchester isn’t what it use to be. He’s particularly taken a liking to crisp oxford shirts that he purposefully mismatches with vibrant shorts. He’s almost always on some kind of club drug, and can’t wait for the bucket hat to come back in style. His favorite bands include The Stone Roses, but for now he’ll settle for anything folk electronica. He is in all, a figment of my fashion imagination.